Some shirts make a statement. This one quietly worries if the statement was too much, not enough, or accidentally cringe.
If your anxiety can’t just be anxious — it has to double-check, triple-check, then panic about panicking — congratulations: this tee gets you.
The smallest thing — a text, a tone, a silence — becomes a full mental investigation. You replay it, rewrite it, assign motives, then think:
“Wow… I’m doing the most.”
Your mind doesn’t just think. It spirals → analyzes → replays → worries about the replay.
This shirt understands. Quietly. Dramatically. Lovingly.
You'll relate if you’ve ever…
- Over-explained yourself… then explained why you over-explained
- Texted “no worries!” while holding 47 active worries
- Rehearsed conversations… then still said something weird
- Been anxious about being anxious (the sequel no one asked for)
- Apologized to a chair after bumping into it
What it feels like:
- Soft, breathable calm
- A subtle “same, dude” energy
- Your brain’s emotional support outfit
- Comfort with a side of chaos
Wear it when your thoughts want to sprint marathons but you’d rather just exist.
Perfect for:
- Chronic spirallers
- People who think first, second, third, and forever
- Anyone who processes interactions like tax audits
- Those who laugh to avoid crying
Why it works:
- Bold, clean print — at least something is certain
- Pairs with jeans, sweats, or emotional support snacks
- Makes strangers say “literally me” (instant bonding)
- Helps you laugh at the chaos instead of drown in it
You’re already overthinking what this shirt says about you.
Don’t worry — that just means it’s the right one.
Wear it out, wear it in, wear it while you mentally rehearse wearing it.
No matter how long you take to decide… this tee will still be here, quietly panicking with you.
