Some shirts say who you are. This one quietly panics about whether it’s saying the right thing.
If your brain treats every tiny decision like a life-or-death strategic mission… congratulations: this tee was basically stitched just for you.
A simple question — “Want to go?” — sends you spiraling through 14 possible timelines, 6 emotional outcomes, 3 backup plans, and at least 1 imaginary argument with someone who never actually said anything. And then you still answer, “Uhh… maybe?”
Same. Truly.
Because your mind doesn’t just *think.* It preps, analyzes, rewinds, replays, adds footnotes, edits the script, and then wonders if you sounded weird. (You didn’t. But now you’re thinking about it.)
This shirt gets you. Calmly. Lovingly. Nervously.
You’ll relate if you’ve ever:
• Re-heard a conversation from two weeks ago while trying to sleep
• Typed a message… deleted it… retyped… deleted… sent something totally different
• Said “I’m fine” but needed 4–7 business days to fully process
• Asked someone a question then panicked while they answered
• Practiced ordering at a restaurant before speaking to the server
This tee = soft, breathable, and forgiving — even when your brain is not.
Throw it on when your mind wants to take the scenic route through every scenario.
Perfect for:
• Chronic overthinkers
• People who need a moment (or several)
• Anyone who laughs through the chaos
• Friends who need time to prepare emotionally before leaving the house
Why it works:
• Clean bold print = “I may spiral, but I look good doing it”
• Great with jeans, leggings, sweatpants… decisions not included
• A built-in conversation starter (once you’ve mentally prepared)
• Helps you laugh at the chaos instead of drowning in it
You spend enough energy overthinking everything else — your outfit shouldn’t add to the list.
Wear it out, wear it in, wear it while you debate whether you should wear it. Whatever you decide… eventually…
This shirt will still be right here rooting for you.